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The Surrender of Napoleon - No Excuse to Crap Everywhere
I'm not one to rain on anybody's parade but after yesterday's landing of the eagle event in Broadstairs, I feel it's important that...


Emergency Pathway Closure
I would suggest avoiding the promenade at Viking Bay due to high winds blowing a plant into the footpath. The blocked walkway has led to...


Celebrate Broadstairs Initial Loo of the Year 1992 Award Winner
For too long now Broadstairs has been Charles Dickens this, Bleak House that. Thankfully this is about to change as Thanet District...


The Wicked Witch of Broadstairs
Citizens of Broadstairs, through your loose morals and base behaviour you have allowed evil to take hold on the outskirts of our town....


Ambitious Young Thanetians Required for Job with Prospects
I'm currently looking to recruit ambitious young (or old although nothing over 31) people to train as henchman. I have advertised through...


Broadstairs Person of The Year
I heard rumour that there is to be a "Broadstairs' Person of the Year" award. I'm not saying I deserve a medal or anything, but as you...


Hurricane Gonzalo Strikes Broadstairs
Breaking News... Boat sinks off Broadstairs Harbour. Hurricane Gonzalo has taken its toll on the Broadstairs community by floundering a...


Time For Broadstairs To Go It Alone?
Just throwing this out there and not saying we should do it or anything, but do you think there would be support for a referendum on the...


Thanetianson Crusoe
During September, residents of Broadstairs were set adrift without Three Mobile reception. Here follows a journal of how I survived a...
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